Tannis Facts

DID YOU KNOW:

you know what they say about life: it can't get better if it doesn't get any worse
if there is not a price on it, it is free
when umpiring, always leave out the winning teams dugout
You know that SK stands for Sudia Arabia
alcohol just doesn't disappear
50% chance of rain, includes the ocean
Chinese food is not asian food
everything in math rounds up
it doesn't say don't touch
that salad dressing is worse for you than cocaine
the tour de france is barely a sport, oh wait, there it is (in the sports section)
that it only went out of buisness in the places that it closed.
that penn state is in Pennsylvania.
we need knowings not feelings.
it is not possible, till it happens.
that if elephants can reach it, humans can reach it.
that when you vacuum, if you make noices with your mouth, you don't have to turn it on.
that in math 10 and 15 are the same thing.
that a group of elephants is called a hippopotamus.
that I'm going to stick my hand in the tigers mouth and rub it all over you.
that apes can grow to 20 feet tall.
it did not say do not throw rocks at the alligators.