DID YOU KNOW:

• when umpiring, always leave out the winning teams dugout
• You know that SK stands for Sudia Arabia
• alcohol just doesn't disappear
• 50% chance of rain, includes the ocean
• Chinese food is not asian food
• everything in math rounds up
• it doesn't say don't touch
• that salad dressing is worse for you than cocaine
• the tour de france is barely a sport, oh wait, there it is (in the sports section)
• that it only went out of buisness in the places that it closed.
• that penn state is in Pennsylvania.
• we need knowings not feelings.
• it is not possible, till it happens.
• that if elephants can reach it, humans can reach it.
• that when you vacuum, if you make noices with your mouth, you don't have to turn it on.
• that in math 10 and 15 are the same thing.
• that a group of elephants is called a hippopotamus.
• that I'm going to stick my hand in the tigers mouth and rub it all over you.
• that apes can grow to 20 feet tall.
• it did not say do not throw rocks at the alligators.